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25492 Rancho Barona Rd
Off-Market Call for Pricing
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- 4 Bedrooms
- 4 Bathrooms
- 2,508 Sq Ft
- 183,823 Sq Ft
Description
PROPERTY OVERVIEW: Prepare to be utterly disappointed by this so-called “paradise” sprawled over a measly 4.22 acres in the heart of nowhere. This 4-bedroom, 3.5 bathroom atrocity boasts approximately 2,500 square feet of pure regret. *****FEATURES YOU'LL DESPISE: *** BASKETBALL COURT: A brand-new court that practically guarantees missed shots. Even our agent couldn’t sink a basket. *** FRONT DOOR: An obnoxiously large 6’ x 9’ glass pivot door that screams “Look at me!” *** POOL: A so-called “spectacular” pool that’s more eyesore than oasis. *** BARN TURNED SHOP: We ruined a perfectly good barn to create a massive shop space. No horses allowed; just your boring work truck and storage. *** PRIMARY BATHROOM: Features a two-person shower and a standalone bathtub, because who doesn’t love wasting water? *** NATURAL LIGHT OVERLOAD: Huge skylights flood the home with unwanted sunlight. *** WOOD-BURNING FIREPLACE: An outdated heating method that requires actual manual labor. *** MATCHY-MATCHY INTERIOR: Matching cabinets and countertops throughout the house for those who lack imagination. *** OUTDOOR AMENITIES: An outdoor bathroom with a shower next to the pool and an outdoor kitchen, because walking inside is just too much effort. *** EXCESSIVE LAND: Over 4 acres with the potential to build an ADU, inviting more people to invade your space. *** SOLAR PANELS: PAID LG solar panels that eliminate your electricity bill. Who wants free power anyway? *** PRIVATE WELL: A 10,000-gallon holding tank ensures you’ll never pay for city water again. How dreadful. *****Price: We’re asking an absurdly high price to ensure this property remains unsold. *****Contact Information: Please refrain from reaching out. But if you must, contact our agent who is reluctantly handling this listing. *****Disclaimer: All descriptions are drenched in sarcasm. In reality, this property is a rare gem waiting for the right owner to appreciate its unique offerings.
Owner
Do you own or manage this property?
This is My PropertyAmenities
Garage
Pool
Garden
Security System
Internet
Telephone
Heating
Fireplace
Balcony & Patio
TV / Cable
Laundry
Hardwood Floors
Spa
Air Conditioning
Solar Power
Floor Plan
Great Views
Natural Light
Quiet
Water View
Elevator
Guest Unit(s)
Furnished
220 Volt
Property Details
| List Price | $1,650,000 |
| Property Type | Single Family Homes |
| Usable Sqft | 2,508 |
| Number of Stories | 1 stories |
| Parking Spots | 3 spots |
| Year Built | 2002 |
| Last Sold | May 01, 2025 |
| Sold Price | 1,550,000 |
| HOA Fees: | $0 |
| Association Name: | Unknown |
| Association Amenities: | Unknown |
| APN # | 3311823000 |
| MLS # | NDP2502561 |
| Property ID | 321367257 |
| Lot Sqft | 183,823 |
| Zoning | R-1:SINGLE FAM-RES |
| Applicances | Barbecue,Built-In,Convection Oven,Dishwasher,Free-Standing Range,Disposal,Microwave,Propane Cooktop,Propane Water Heater,Refrigerator,Range Hood,Warming Drawer% |
| Date Updated | May 04, 2025 |
| Date Created | March 18, 2025 |
Listing Provided By
Tim Barker an agent of . Lic #01987431
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